Veteran Professor Expose the Absurdity of Getting the Budget of a State University Approved


Veteran Professor and educator who is also active on social media with thousands of followers, Father Ranhilllo Callangan Aquino  exposed the absurdity of getting the budget of a State University approved.


According to Ranhillo Aquino before getting the budget of a State University, they officials needs to hold lengthy workshops, discussion sessions and conferences determining what the university needs.

The State University will then line up 25 to 30 priority projects and DBM requires them to be implementation-ready, plans complete and executable. When all the tough work is done, the university officials appear before DBM regional office to explain why they propose what they propose.



Here's the Complete Expose of Rannie Aquino:

THE ABSURDITY OF GETTING THE BUDGET OF A STATE UNIVERSITY APPROVED...

1. University officials hold lengthy workshops, discussion sessions and conferences determining what the university needs. They line up 25 to 30 priority projects -- and DBM requires them to be implementation-ready: plans complete and executable.

2. When all this tough work is done, the university officials appear before the DBM regional office to explain why they propose what they propose.

3. The Regional Office then puts a blindfold on, and, wielding a nasty pen, slashes wildly at the proposal, leaving ONLY three or four out of the 25 priority proposals -- no explanations, no reasons...FEEL LANG.

4. This is then submitted to the Lower House where Their Honors take turns excoriating the university executives about nephews and nieces denied admission, given failing marks or dismissed for mental deficiency beyond all salvaging. From the committee, it is passed to the plenary where, in a chamber FULL of 2 or 3 members of the august Lower House (most of their honors already tucked snugly in bed, or in the comforting arms of wives, husbands, mistresses, masseuses or masseurs), the University Presidents are sent to fill the gallery and, from their perches, to applaud every line delivered by the orators of the House, no matter how inane the perorations. All this, AT 3 A.M.!



5. At some later time, the Presidents and their finance officers are summoned, this time to the Senate. In a holding room, the sweating, panting and weary throng is sequestered, breathing all the viruses contributed from all parts of the Philippines.

6. After 6 or 7 hours of waiting in hunger and anger, they are summoned to the session hall, and when the whole assembly is gathered at the doors of the chamber, the gatekeepers sneer and tell them that only 12 university presidents will be allowed inside. The rest must return to the holding room to smell each others' armpits or tickle each others' feet.

7. The sponsor of the CHED and SUC budgets takes to the floor, and the interpellations soon follow. A few questions are useful. Most however have to do with whether the proponent knows the difference between the Korean and the Pinyin scripts, or whether he has ever met a K-Pop star...or whether he correctly predicted the UP upset at the UAAP games.

8. Meanwhile, what are the university presidents and representatives expected to do? Clap, smile, and hope that they are caught by the camera smiling through their arthritis, haemorrhoids, or dysentery.

9. And after having squandered the Divine gift of one day, the budget is passed and their universities are not one cent richer for all of the purgatory that they have been through.

MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!

Source: Ranhillo Callangan Aquino FB Page


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