The Miscommunications that Led to the Ouster of Former Speaker Alvarez

A controversial satire is now gaining the rounds online showcasing the reasons why former House Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez was ousted and replaced by former President and incumbent Pampanga Representative Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.


According to the story the main reasons why Speaker Alvarez was ousted by Rep. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo was due to the miscommunications between some individuals who were very close to the President, a few hours before Pres. Duterte's Third SONA on Monday.



The characters of the story involved veteran director Joyce Bernal, the director of the President's SONA, PCOO Sec. Martin Andanar, SAP Bong Go, Pres. Duterte, Baste Duterte, and Mayor Sara Duterte.

Here's the Alleged Story of Miscommunications that Led to the Ouster of Speaker Alvarez:

THE MISCOMMUNICATIONS THAT LED TO OUSTER OF ALVAREZ
(Credits to Rene San Gaspar)
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Dir. Joyce Bernal to Sec. Andanar: the sounds of speakers in congress is not very well modulated, it's too loud and basag talaga tunog...

Sec.Andanar: I'll see what I can do..

Joyce Bernal: we can replace it with a small one like the compact Bose soundlink type speakers....

Sec. Andanar to Bong Go: SAP Bong, the director had checked the sound system in the congress, the speakers are not good, need to be replaced with small one...but we're short on the budget puwede ba sa fund muna Ng OPS...

Bong Go: Ok....



Bong Go to Digong: Mayor, pangit daw speaker say congress kailangan palitan Ng maliit, kailangan daw pati funding from OPS muna..

Mayor Digong: Okay, ipa asikaso ko na kay Baste..at mahilig din naman sya sa mga sounds sound na yan...

PD30 to Baste: hello Baste, tumawag ako dahil maingay daw masyado speaker sa congress, papalitan mo Ng mga maliit na Bose....

Baste: okay Papa.... Ayusin ko po agad..

Baste paalis na, tinawag ni Sarah..

Sarah D: hoy Baste saan na naman lakad mo, ayusin mo nga buhay mo....

Baste: Hindi, inutusan ako ni Papa, palitan daw yung speaker sa congress Ng Bose speaker na maliit....

Sarah D. : Ahh wag na, mapapagod ka lang, itawag ko na lang...



Baste: okay pero pakisabi Kay Papa..

Sarah: ako Ng bahala...ora mismo!

Sarah calling Cong. Floirendo.: Cong. hello, maingay daw speaker dyan sa congress sabi ni Papa, kailangan palitan Ng maliit na speaker...

Cong. Florendo: Kung sinabi Ng Pangulo na palitan yung maingay na speaker eh mas mainam.. pero dapat Alam Ng mga kaalyado natin....pakitulungan mo na akong magtatawag....sigurado ka sinabi Ng Pangulo palitan ang speaker ha?

Sarah. Oo man Cong, Florendo, sinabi kay Baste baga.... yun daw maliit na speaker.

SONĂ€ DAY:

JOYCE Bernal to Andanar; bakit di napalitan ang mga speakers?

Andanar: di ko Alam...pero sinabi ko kay SAP Bong Go.

Sarah to Digong: Sabi mo raw .. palitan speaker sa house..

Source: Facebook 

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